ODE TO SANHA
By Professor Wandro Carrionlal
Faculty of Carrionology
CHAPTER 6
IN PURSUIT OF THE CHIEF CARRION HALAALIZER
With Riba boodle and rotten carrion you toil
In Hell’s pus shall you boil
Rotten carrion do you halaalize
Zaqquum for you does criminalize
To the grave you proceed with carrion evil
Your eternal friend is the devil
Carrion is your eternal talk
In Hell shall be your eternal walk
Your brain suffers deform
For you refuse to reform
Bereft are you of Imaan
For your sheikh is shaitaan
Of decemcy nothing is left
In Hell shall you be cleft
For the carrion you sell
There is only Hell
The Riba you insanely dote
From Deen you are exceedingly remote
O thou Riba skunk
Woe to you for your carrion junk
Your carrion certificate is brash
Fit for only the trash
You are carrion’s chief sponsor
The devil has made you a rubbish monster
Nothing for you shall avail
In Hell there is no bail
Riba boodle is the fruit of chicken brutality
With carrion you perpetrate immorality
For your carrion yelp
In Hell shall be no help
With carrion Imaan you strip
In Hell the Fire shall for you grip
Miserable Riba-Carrion lummox
Zaqquum shall for you flummox
For all your carrion dubiosity
In life for you is no luminosity
With your carrion puff
The Ummah you do bluff
Drunk with your carrion muck
In life you have no luck
Because of your Riba ploy
In life you have no joy
O thou Riba frauder
O thou Imaan marauder
Beware of your Riba contumacy
And of your carrion indecency
The song of Riba you sang
In Hell shall you upside down hang
Of conscience you are devoid
Of Imaan you are void
Carrion for you is cute
In Hell shall you be mute
With carrion far from Siraatul Mustaqeem
With Riba on course of Siraatl Jaheem
For your carrion mode
Jahmeem shall be your abode
Riba boodle is your haraam harvest
The sin of carrion is the gravest
With carrion you stink
From Hell’s pus shall you drink
Riba and carrion galore
For you there is hope any more
Imaan with carrion you rob
The Angels looking on do sob
With haraam certificate the moron you mesmerize
Hell shall for you pulverize
O thou rotten carrion entity
Beware of Zaqquum’s enmity
Carrion makes Muslims mad
But you are not sad
With Riba are you gone fat
For you are a carrion rat
You slink in Rainbow’s Riba tunnel
Hell for you shall pummel
As Muslim you parade
While carrion is your trade
You are the carrion trap
Zaqquum shall for you slap
Riba and carrion you refuse to stop
In Hell shall you drop
For the Riba boodle you strive
In Hell shall you dive
The devil is your friend
The Angel is your fiend
CHAPTER 4
ON THE TRAIL OF THE CARRION HALAALIZER
By
Professor Ho Min Chugalele
Associate Proffessor of Carrionology
O SANHA!
Hark! What is that yonder bell
It is the clarion call from Hell
Tis a call to stupefy
For in Hell shall thou fry
For your rotten carrion meat
There is Hell’s heat
Carrion doth you defecate
Zaqquum for you shall eliminate
Haraam do you promulgate
Hell for you shall cremate
The carrion halaalizer is a crank
But diseased carrion is not a prank
Carrion is a rotten disease
Only for you it doth please
Haraam into ‘halaal’ you transform
With the Devil’s fatwa you conform
Carrion is the path you travel
Riba is the way you revel
For the riba boodle you grovel
In Hell carrion you shall shovel
The Shariah for Riba you manipulate
To Hell do you emigrate
Allah’s Law you violate
For the Riba boodle you generate
Snug in Rainbow’s Riba-Carrion carriage
With Iblees is your marriage
From Rainbow emerges your carrion cavalcade
There in Hell is your serenade
From your mouth carrion doth slobber
For you shall Zaqquum clobber
Carrion for you is a merriment
In Qiyaamah it will be an impediment
Your carrion trade doth stink
Hell’s pus shall you drink
Now on the devil’s horns
In Hell will be Zaqquum’s thorns
‘Halaal’ carrion is rude
Your interpretation is crude
Your carrion trade is a humbug
In Hell is the carrion-pus jug
Today is your carrion call
Tomorrow in Hell shall you fall
Hark! Tis a clarion call
Tis Zaqquum’s Hel call
Hell is for carrion obsession
Hell is for Riba possession
For your carrion rot
Hell is waiting hot
Carrion have thou monopolized
Imaan has thou jeopardized
Carrion rot the Ummah you feed
Kufr with your carrion fatwa you breed
Carrion for you is everywhere
In Qiyaamah safety is nowhere
Zaqquum is your oursuit
It fears not your lawsuit
For Riba like a dog you bay
In Hell shall you stay
Carrion for you is unto the grave
There it is where you shall rant and rave
The grave is you torment
For the riba-carrion you foment
The Riba boodle you gawk
Hell for you doth stalk
Carrion is your dinne
For hell you are a tinder
With carrion you persist
Zaqquum for you shall not desist
Carrion you do haul
Zaqquum for you shall maul
Carrion is your rotten meat
Zaqquum in Hell shall for you eat
Carrion is for the vulture
But for you tis a culture
Designed for eternal doom
Is your carrion boom
For what are Hell’s calls
Tis for your carrion meat balls
For the carrion you sell
There is only Hell! Hell! Hell!
Part two
Exposure of the Destroyer of Akhlaaq and Imaan
• Manipulation of the Deen for pecuniary objectives.
• Theme: “Verily, you (O Sanha!) and what you worship (the carrion boodle) besides Allah, will be fuel for Jahannam.” (Qur’aan)
• Advice and Admonition
• Author: Allaamah Zaqquum Qaatiush Shayaateen
O SANHA! Brother of Iblees
The traders do you fleece
Insane in Rainbow’s carrion terrain
Deranged has become your brain
‘Halaal’ carrion is your religion
Hell-Fire will be your region
Like porky you snort
Like Qaaroon you extort
With haraam certificate you cannot fool
For Hell is not cool
The Ummah’s hearts ache
For the carrion you bake
The Ummah, carrion you feed
Allah’s athaab you don’t heed
In Hell shall you dwell
There carrion shall you smell
The thorns of Zaqquum shall you swallow
In carrion pus shall you wallow
For the devil’s sake
Has Sanha become a fake
From Carrion land do you hail
Jahannam will be your jail
For you haraam is halaal
Follower are you of dajjaal
For you Zaqquum shall lapidate
Because Imaan you eliminate
With chickens art thou cruel
Be ready to be Hell’s fuel
In the devil’s embrace
You have no Muslim face
For carrion chicken debauchery
Shall you suffer Hell’s misery
Carrion do you halaalize
The Shariah do you demonize
Carrion is your life’s steam
Haraam boodle is your dream
In Rainbow’s chicken field
You harvest your carrion yield
The Ummah’s Imaan you damage
For thou art a carrion savage
Your trade is barbaric
For carrion is satanic
Woe to you! O Devil’s friend
Islam for you is a fiend
DA ODE TO SANHA, THE MAITAH GOON
CHAPTER 5
Zaqquum hot on the Carrion Trail
In pursuit of the Carrion Halaalizers
Zaqqum of thy oopalang is aware
Of SARS be aware
For halaal do you hate
Hell will be your fate
It’s chicken faeces and blood
In your haraam Riba flood
Hark! Yonder call
T’is Hell’s terrible Call
The chickens thee brutally plunder
Hell shall for thee cleft asunder
Haraam certificate is thy game
Hell’s Fire shall for thee shame
What doth the Shariah say
About your haraam Riba pay
It’s on thee the devil’s insanity
You advertise your chicken brutality
Ye doth poach in MJC’s Carrion pasture
Ye are in for a bloomin disaster
Carrion is thy crown
In Hell shall thee drown
Fir thy carriongate
For Hell art thou a candidate
Hall’s path thee doth pave
With thy riba boodle crave
Trapped in thy haraam certificate maze
The devil for thee created the carrion daze
The chickens thou electric shock
With carrion halaalization the Deen thee mock
Be prepared for Zaqquum’s shock
In Hell shall thou rock
Hell is hot
Carrion is rot
Bereft of Imaani shame
Carrrion is thy dirty game
For the athaab thee hath no fear
In Jahannam shall thou sear
Hell for thee is a calling
Therein shall thee do a falling
For the carrion clique
Shall be Zaqquum’s terrible kick
The Shariah thou doth falsify
Iblees doth thou pacify
The Shariah thou doth not heed
Pus in Hell shall be thy feed
In Riba and Carrion art thou tangled
With haraam is thy Imaan mangled
Riba boodle is thy conduct
Carrion is thy satanic product
Riba boodle is thy goal
Hell shall be thy hole
With haraam certificate thou doth fraud
With Carrion Imaan thou doth maraud
Riba and Carrion are Hell’s Way
The Shariah says stay away
The Shariah thou doth reject
For Carrion is your project
With Riba thou doth beam
In Hell shall thou steam
For the carrion thou sell
The abode for thee is Hell
For the chickens that doth cry
In Hell shall thou fry
For the Carrion thou offer
Zaqquum doth for thee hell proffer
T’is the Riba-love insanity
That breeds thy Carrion profanity
The Riba brain is insane
The Carrion heart is profane
The trades doth thou fleece
Thou are the Iblees
Rainbow is thy Carrion maidaan
You are the Shaitaan
With Riba doth Rainbow for thee grease
With Carrion doth thou spread disease
Riba you huff, Carrion you puff
We know your satanic bluff
LEGEND
- The Jihad against the Carrion Halaalization
- The Destruction of the Carrion Cabal
- The Manifestation of the Truth
O SANHA!
The Riba boodle is your mood
Rotten carrion is your food
Frolicking in your carrion cocoon
Behaving like an insane baboon
With carrion the devil do you pacify
The Shariah do you transmogrify
With carrion in your brain
Imaan you cast in the drain
‘Halaal’ carrion chickens and ‘halaal’ ham
This is your massive carrion scam
Imaan of Muslims you maraud
With your carrion certificate fraud
Carrion is your joy
For that is the devil’s ploy
Your nafs is the devil’s beast
Your carrion is your delicious feast
The Riba boodle is your crave
Scorpions shall fill your grave
Imaan do you pillage and plunder
Into hell shall you blunder
In Rainbow’s chicken field
There lies your carrion yield
Riba boodle makes you ecstatic
The carrion makes you lunatic
The Riba boodle makes the brain paranoid
Carrion makes the heart caranoid
Traders do you extort
Like Porky do you snort
Haraam carrion do you halaalize
Hell shall for you pulverize
Brutal is your carrion choice
Heart-rending is the chicken’s voice
Riba and carrion are your trade
Hell for you have been made
Riba boodle is your lust
In Hell shall you bust
For the boodle you net
In Hell shall you fret
Haraam do you promulgate
The Riba boodle do you negotiate
Remember your abode of the grave
Nothing there for you shall save
Trapped in your carrion and riba mire
Zaqquum awaits you in Hell’s fire
ODE TO SANHA, THE CARRION CARTEL
O Ye Carrion Purveyor!
O Ye Haraam boodle vendor!
For the boodle do ye howl
While your carrion is foul
Like a pig you snort
For the boodle you extort
The carrion buffoons you appease
For in ye heart is a carrion disease
Deprived of Imaani bona fides
Ye wallow in carrion mala fides
Haq for you is unpalatable
Carrion for you is loveable
Hell-Fire will brand your snout
Then shall ye understand the carrion clout
Carrion is your obsession
Haraam boodle is your possession
Rotten carrion is your label
Jahannam is your cradle
Therein shall ye upside down dwell
Your abode is confirmed in hell
Carrion to Muslims you feed
Foul is your carrion deed
Halaalizng carrion is your plot
Hell will be your everlasting lot
The devil is your friend
The Truth is your fiend
Haraam do ye halaalize
Your Imaan do you minimize
With carrion you breed cancer
In Hell will ye be a dancer
Carrion makes you mad
The Haq makes you sad
Carrion chicken faeces ye enjoy
For that is your devil’s ploy
Hark! O Ye Carrion king
In Jahannam shall you sing
Your haraam certificate is by bootlicking
Your haraam boodle is by bootlegging
You grovel in carrion muck
For the riba boodle you suck
Haemorrhoids in your brain
Because of your carrion train
Carrion is your only talk
For haraam you do not balk
Zaqquum is on your tail
Along your Rainbow carrion trail
This is Zaqquum’s ode
For SANHA’s carrion mode
